Hard Cock Life

As darling redhead Annie once sung “it’s a HARD COCK LIFE for us”.

AND HOW RIGHT THE LIL BITCH WAS.

Well now London’s ridiculous & ridiculously good homo hip hop party is CUMMING FOR YA – and we’re hella excited. Only the hottest bois & hottest hip hop in a stuffed, sweaty Bestival tent, it’s gonnn be HOtt hoTT hot HAWT. Mo hotties mo problems.

Wave ya 9"s in the air for Josh Cole, Cummy Bear, Kurtis Blows and the HCL crew as they bring you massive bangers till y’all make out or pass out. LIFE LITERALLY GETS NO BETTERR YO.

MONEY BACK GUARANTEE if we fail to get you hard during the night.

HCL are coming to Bestival for the first time to enlighten you with their new approach to Hip Hop in the Grand Palace and the Wishing Tree.

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